Have you ever been in the woods or maybe on a long adventure through the great plains of Oklahoma? If you have, then you know the delicacy of a cheesy, greasy American staple. You might look around and wish you could find a burger joint at your convenience, but it never seems to be in sight.
WELL NOW YOU ARE IN LUCK. Carry a burger with you on any occasion. Attending a wedding? Maybe a funeral? The only choice you have is to stay strapped, or get clap. Carry that burger on you at all times. No one likes being unprepared.
Kydex is the only option you should trust housing that delicious grease pad. You simply can not have a better holster for your belly stimulating asset.
Burger NOT Included
Not responsible for stale food or your obesity
